Hi Dr. Laura, 

I just had to share this funny moment with you. So I'm at this cocktail party and this guy tries to pick me up. I sip my drink and smile politely.

He notices my ring and says: "Oh, you're married." 

I say: "Yes..." then I follow-up and say my husband's name. 

Guy says: "Sounds like a crappy name."

I continue to smile, and I raise a toast to my husband. I make the guy join in.

Nothing cools fires quicker than making some pick-up artist toast your husband!!