If you call Dr. Laura, you must be prepared:

• Don't waste time explaining you're nervous or scared. 


• Skip "I know, but" "I feel like," "I guess" or "It's just..." 


• Answer her questions--this is a MUST. 


• If you say you're divorced, you must tell her WHY If you're playing the victim, then don't start to cry Never "talk over" the Doctor you've called. 


• If you keep interrupting, your progress is stalled! 


• Forget third person questions--just deal with you And dear Dr. Laura will explain what to do. 


• Saying you'll "try" is as lame as it gets Hang up and GET IT TO IT, before you forget! 


• Be a good listener, no matter your strife And her answers will help us ALL improve our lives! 

You are the best!

Love xo Diana