Dr. Laura: I thought of you when I saw this humorous email in my inbox today from my wonderful husband... - Rumi

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a little and love him a lot.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and telling
me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.